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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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ferblatin:

me trying to be romantic

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terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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mamrieeatspaint:

The awkwardness of this picture makes me laugh so hard :’)

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diaryofababygirl:

hecallsmebabygirl:

littlekittenspace:

princessheartdaddy:

fairylovecake:

Daaaddy!

If I was a kitten basically

wait for meeee!!

Come back here right Meow!!!!

I love how littles are essentially just kittens in people form.

diaryofababygirl:

hecallsmebabygirl:

littlekittenspace:

princessheartdaddy:

fairylovecake:

Daaaddy!

If I was a kitten basically

wait for meeee!!

Come back here right Meow!!!!

I love how littles are essentially just kittens in people form.

(Source: alxbngala)

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stuffwhitepeopleask:

brownsupremacist:

neeneelicious:

kingjaffejoffer:

weedthepotman:

son of a nigger loving atheist bitch? wut 

I like how Black people still get referenced even when we weren’t there and had nothing to do with it. 

"Nigger" has become an insult multiplier. 

"You good for nothing nigger loving muslim"

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Her Name is Debra Wilkerson

get her

Y0u goDaMn aTheiST mOSlem IlL kILl yoUR kIdSS aNd YoUr mOthr, u fUCkin CaLm doWn oPeN YouR Eyes AnD LeaRN tO DriVE YOu GodamN MOSleM YoU blOW Up SchOOlKidS YoU MOsLem WaTCHur MamMA ThAts Just WHat A MoslEM WouLD SAy U ALmOSt FUcKIN KIllEd mE Ill GodAMN KIll YoU

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howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

howaboutdisney:

YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING

(Source: ice-solation)

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Different Types of Opals

sixpenceee:

Andamooka Rough Opal

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Black Opal

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Boulder Opal

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Fossilized Opal

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Ocean Opal

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Raw Fire Opal

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Tree Fossil with Opal Rings

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

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bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)

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babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

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