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Mary Poppins delivering a pizza. Your argument is invalid.

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This is how I study…

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

Posted 2 hours ago

jonathizzle:

When the hot classmate sits next to you

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When the hot classmate talks to you

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Posted 2 hours ago

your laugh will always be my favourite thing

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the-tie-guy:

iamtravellingwiththedoctor:

thekrustykr4b:

who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock

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that could have been a very different picture

I am glad it wasn’t

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tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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fuocogo:

rainbowterrarist:

dodgeremerson:

infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

Applicative capacity: being a superhero.

applicative capacity: The apocalypse.

Applicative Capacity: The Hunger Games

fuocogo:

rainbowterrarist:

dodgeremerson:

infinitryproductions:

keahimakua:

mean moves

I’m totally into it.
I’ll admit, I’m kinda wondering what the applicative capacity is; same time, pretty sick.

Applicative capacity: being a superhero.

applicative capacity: The apocalypse.

Applicative Capacity: The Hunger Games

(Source: salt4life)

Posted 2 hours ago

thelostsoulsoffallenangels:

boo-tyluvr:

If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.

Posted 2 hours ago

vinebox:

White people be like ..

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zacharieshusband:

maplesuckup:

zacharieshusband:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

kingatticus:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

distinctmemory:

charliexxx:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

It’s almost as bad as mum season.

What the fuck is a mum?

OH MY GOD. IS IT REALLY A TEXAS ONLY THING?!

For Homecoming, students make these THINGS from HELL that have excess amounts of ribbons and bells and they wear them all the time. They are usually placed on prize winning livestock, but somehow they made their way into schools. They have huge mums at the top, and they just get bigger and bigger each year. Sometimes they are completely covered in them. One day the students are just going to morph into one.

You knew when the season was coming because you could hear a horrifying jingle in the distance while you sleep.

They cost hundreds of dollars to make, or buy pre-made for the bigger ones. The bigger the better, and the more souls you sacrificed to get it.

What the fuck, Texas?

You don’t understand: homecoming is serious business here.

Also… is this REALLY a Texas only thing?

1. What the hell is your definition of a mum all I can see is these kids carrying their mothers around on their backs 24/7

2.  I thought Homecoming was like a big dance at the end of the year, like Prom?? Why is there livestock at homecoming??? I dont understand???????

I HAD NO IDEA THEY DIDNT HAVE THESE OUTSIDE OF TEXAS

TWO ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS
1 - why are mums so expensive?
2 - i know livestock is very important and people take pride in them, but why wear mums on the backpack for homecoming?

1- i dont really know.

2- i don’t know either. tradition? i didnt even know it was originally for livestock.

Posted 2 hours ago

fyeah-dailygrace:

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

Posted 2 hours ago

caskett:

Playlist Live Parties 2012/2013/2014

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