Posted 39 minutes ago

reach-for-thee-skyy:

phoenix-aflame:

deadm4nwalking:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

I just can’t

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how bad the puns on this site are getting

get out.

That is the best pun EVER

"green B?" 

"leaf B?"

"B leaf?"

"Believ-

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(Source: the-frostiest-of-butts)

Posted 5 hours ago

nicedildo:

when a book introduces a hot new character but they die like 2 pages later

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Posted 5 hours ago
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phatrick-stumph:

thechloejoyce:

camptakota:

itssimplysam23:

fuckyesharto:

allmyharto:

hartosexualambersexual:

trinity4president:

meepface:

I hate it when the summer ends

gotta say goodbye to MY BEST FRIENDS

Camp Takota, I love you so

and I don’t know how the rest goes

how did it go?

I just know it ends in the splits.

Obviously. It’s my signature move

camptakota.com - preorder the movie for 9.99 or the movie and documentary for 14.99

[grace laughing adorably] 

Posted 5 hours ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Posted 6 hours ago

surprisedbitch:

*gets 50 notes on a text post*

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Posted 6 hours ago

leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

Posted 6 hours ago

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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Posted 6 hours ago

sassymametown:

floormouth:

all the single ladies

Shoutout to the 65+

Posted 6 hours ago

this-teenage-girls-blog:

Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

Posted 6 hours ago

ikazed:

lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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Posted 6 hours ago

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

Posted 6 hours ago

smolderingtroyler:

When you’re home alone and someone rings the doorbell

Posted 6 hours ago

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

Posted 7 hours ago
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